It's good to be the Red Sox

Kaz, along with h.b., pretty much the funniest guy ever:

The thing about a Wakefield win is that it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it, and if you're the proprietor of the Red Sox, it's legal to sell it. It's illegal to carry it, but that doesn't really matter because get this, if you're stopped by the Yankees from New Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to win. I mean that's a right the Yankees from New Amsterdam don't have.

But do you know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It's the little differences. Do you know what they call Brad Penny in Paris?

A Royale With Cheese. A Big Papi's a Big Papi, but they call it Le Big Papi. What do they call an A-Rod? I don't know, I didn't go into Burger King.